Oh, Bean Majean

This girl drives me bonkers. Most of the time we can't be in the same room for more than five minutes without coming to verbal blows, but heaven help me, then she'll do something like this and I reconsider, at least for the moment, not throwing her out the window:

Dear Mom,

I love you. You are the best mom ever. Everybody likes you because, your nice and your pretty as Lake Tahoe's blue waters.

Please know that I love you more than Zondra and getting the part I wanted in my play, and Disneyand. The baby and birth is going to be great.

I love you so white chocolate pecan bread. Chin up.

Love your daughter,

Eleanor

P.S. Eleanor's 4x100 relay team qualified for the State Championship last night. Go, Bean!